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"One man's road kill is
another man's icon"

Asheville 
Citizen-Times


"...But I actually spend a 

moment considering 
whether to buy the lite 
or regular variety."
Sara Lowen
Mid-Atlantic Country


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Jokes n' Such...


Tater People...
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch others do the work. They are called "Speck Taters."

Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters."

Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters."

Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called "Agie Taters."

There are always those who say that they will help, but somehow just never get around to doing the promised help. They are called "Hezzie Taters."

Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They are called "Emma Taters."

Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They are called "Sweet Taters."



How many fiddle players does it take to eat an opossum?
         Two, one to eat it & one to watch for cars. 


Overheard at Clay's...What do you call a dog with no legs? 
                        It don't matter what you call him, he can't come.


Great opossum moments in  Literature..."During the next part of eternity, I wondered why she loved the opossum. Why did she pour out her love on that disgusting, low on the evolutionary tree relic of
another age? It sickened me...."


and the old standby...Why did the chicken cross the road? ...To teach the Opossum it could be done!


Why did the opossum cross the road? ...To teach the squirrel that you don't have to zig-zag


Two vultures get on an airplane, each of them carrying one dead possum
 under each wing.  The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry,
 gentleman, only one carrion allowed per passenger."


What is the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?...The Northern zoo has signs on the cages with the scientific and common names while the Southern zoo just has the common name and recipes!


What is the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?...The Northern fairy tale starts out "Once upon a time..." and the Southern fairy tale starts out with 
"You ain't gonna believe this crap..!"


 
 

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